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BANCUL ZILEI | Un cuplu, într-o discuție: „Hai, dragă, te rog încearcă!”
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Fă-ți ziua mai bună cu o doză de amuzament! CANCAN.RO ți-a pregătit unul dintre cele mai amuzante bancuri pe care le vei auzi vreodată. Dacă ai avut o zi grea sau dacă te simți trist, sigur îți vei schimba starea.
Un cuplu, într-o discuție:
– Hai, dragă, te rog încearcă!
– Nu, nu vreau să o fac!
– De ce?
– Uită-te și tu cât de urât arată și pe deasupra mai și miroase…
– Hai că nu pățești nimic, măcar cu limba, închizi ochii, deschizi gura… și gata! Îți promit că după o să îți placă și nu o să te mai saturi de ea.
– Nu.. nu pot!
– Femeie, eu altă ciorbă de burtă nu mai fac!
VEZI ȘI: BANC | ION AVEA 35 DE ANI ŞI ERA TOT NEÎNSURAT. ÎNTR-O ZI, ÎI ASCULTĂ SFATUL LUI GHEORGHE
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