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BANCUL ZILEI | Un bețiv intră într-un bar și râgâie în fața unui cuplu
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Este zi de weekend, de relaxare, iar zâmbetul nu trebuie să lipsească de pe buze. Așa că am pregătit un banc foarte amuzant. Protagonistul de astăzi este un bețiv care merge într-un bar. Acesta râgâie în fața unui cuplu așezat la masă, iar deznodământul este hilar.
Un bețiv intră într-un bar, se oprește în fața unui cuplu și râgâie.
Tânărul, furios:
– Cum îndrăznești să râgâi înaintea prietenei mele?
– Scuze nu știam că e RÂNDUL EI!
(CITEȘTE ȘI: BANCUL DE SÂMBĂTĂ | ÎN MIEZ DE NOAPTE, LA SPITAL, ASISTENTA ERA PANICATĂ)
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