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Bancul zilei | O noapte de vară
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Atenție, dragi cititori! Bancul zilei va stârni hohote de râs. Cum decurge o noapte de vară? Ei bine, noi avem răspunsul haios.
”00:00 Deschizi geamul și te culci
00:30 Un idiot tureaza motocicleta
01:15 Trece o ambulanță cu sirenele pornite
01:45 Miaună două mâțe în calduri
02:15 Se întoarce idiotu cu motocicleta
02:35 Vine vecinul meu cântând acasă
02:50 Urlă nevastă-sa la el
03:15 Mi-e sete
03: 45 Și-au mai tras-o o dată mâțele
04:10 Te bâzâie doi țânțari
04:35 Te duci la baie că ai băut prea multă apă
05:00 Încep iar mâțele
05:30 Cauți pe Google „cum să omori 2 mâțe”
06:05 Sună alarma, trebuie să te trezești”, este bancul zilei.
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