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Bancul zilei| O blondă ajunge la contabil
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O dimineață bună trebuie să înceapă cu un banc bun, care să te facă să îți începi ziua cu zâmbetul pe buze. Am pregătit un banc al cărei protagoniste este o blondă superbă. Femeia merge la contabil, unde trebuie să completeze fișa pentru taxe. Ce va scrie în spațiul dedicat ocupației o să îți stârnească cu siguranță hohote de răs.
Bancul zilei
O blondă super bună intră în biroul contabilului ei. (CITEȘTE ȘI: BANCUL ZILEI| CUM A MURIT BUNICUL LUI BULĂ? A IEȘIT PE BALCON ȘI …)
– Draga mea Maria, trebuie să îți completez fișa pentru taxe. Am completat numele, prenumele, adresa, CNP-ul etc, dar ce să trec la ocupație?
– Sunt curvă!
– Nuuuu, Maria! Nu se poate, e prea vulgar. Zi-o altfel!
– Sunt prostituată!
– Nuuu, nu, nu! Mai încearcă.
– Sunt fermieră!
– Cum adică fermieră! Ce legătură are ferma cu bordelul?!
– Ei bine, are! Anul trecut, am reușit să cresc peste 5.000 de cocoșei!
(VEZI ȘI: BANCUL ZILEI | ȘEFUL ÎI ZICE SECRETAREI: VREAU SĂ FAC AMOR CU TINE!)
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