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Bancul zilei | Mai vrei?
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Bancul zilei | Mai vrei? (sursa foto Shutterstock)
Bancul zilei de astăzi are ca subiect interacțiunile interumane dintre bărbați și femei, evident, ne referim aici la acele discuții care pot duce la o relație.
Doi tineri vorbesc pe Facebook amical și la un moment dat converația ia o turnură cât se poate de bizară. Cine credeți că a avut ultimul cuvânt de spus?
Citește și: BANCUL ZILEI | O băbuță se adresează șoferului în autobuz: – Nu vrei, maică, niște alune?
Iată despre ce este vorba
El: Bună frumoaso, ce faci?
Ea: M-am băgat în pat să mă culc
El: Fă-ți o poză că mor de dorul tău și nu pot să dorm
Ea: Dar am stins becul
El: Hai te rog, trimite-mi două poze.
Ea: Mai vrei?
El: Nu, îmi ajung astea.
Nu rata: Bancul zilei / Le cerem scuze clienților și îi invităm să cumpere covrigul ros de șobolani
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