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BANCUL ZILEI | La internare într-un spital din România: „Pijama ați adus?”
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Pentru ca ziua să fie cât mai bună avem nevoie de o porție mare de râs. Așa că ți-am pregătit un banc de nota 10. Protagonistul de astăzi este un bărbat care trebuie să se interneze în spital, doar că are nevoie de foarte multe lucruri ca să facă asta. Deznodământul este hilar.
La internarea în spital:
– Pijama ați adus?
– Da!
– Mâncare ați adus?
– Da!
– Medicamente ați adus?
– Da!
– Pansamente?
– Da!
– Dar… domnul de lângă dumneavoastră cine e?
– Medic… în cazul în care nu aveți!
(CITEȘTE ȘI: BANCUL ZILEI | „DOMNULE DOCTOR, SOȚIA MEA E BOLNAVĂ, ARE APENDICITĂ”)
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