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BANCUL ZILEI | „Iubitule, pot să mă uit în telefonul tău?”
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Ziua nu are cum să treacă fără o porție copioasă de râs. CANCAN.RO ți-a pregătit un banc foarte amuzant. Vezi în ce situație ajunge un bărbat care își lasă telefonul pe mâna iubitei. Spor la râs!
-Iubitule, pot să mă uit în telefonul tău?
-Sigur, dar lasă-mă să te țin 15 minute în brațe.
-De ce?
-O să-mi fie dor de tine!
Bulă, ce meserie are tatăl tău?
Pentru că ești fanul glumelor bune, iată încă un banc:
Profesoara întreabă elevii despre meseriile părinţilor.
Gigel: Tata e muncitor!
Ionel: Tata e măcelar!
Alinuţa: Tata e şofer!
Bulă mărturiseşte: Tata e la poliţie!
Profesoara: Ce face tatăl tău la poliţie?
Bulă: Nu ştiu, aseară l-au luat!
Vezi și: BANCUL DE MARȚI | „SPUNE-MI, E CEVA PE LUME MAI FRUMOS CA DRAGOSTEA?”
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