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Bancul zilei | ”Ieșim diseară la o tavă de mici și vreo două beri?”
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Atenție, dragi cititori! Bancul zilei va stârni hohote de râs. Discuția dintre doi prieteni a devenit virală pe rețelele de socializare.
”-Ieșim diseară la o tavă de mici și vreo două beri?
-Băi, nu vreau să mănânc după 6 seara pentru că mă îngraș și pe urmă nu se mai uită nicio femeie la mine.
-Băi nebunule, cine te iubește… te iubește și gras și urât și prost. Sufletul contează.
-Ai dreptate. Hai că ies, dar să știi că singura femeie care te iubește și gras și urât și prost este doar mama”, este bancul zilei.
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