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BANCUL ZILEI | „Eu nu sunt ca alții. Nu beau și nici nu fumez”
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Dragă cititorule, pentru astăzi, CANCAN.RO ți-a pregătit bancul zilei, cea mai tare glumă! Începe weekeendul cu voie bună și râzi cu poftă la glumă!
Bancul de astăzi este unul fresh care să-ți aducă zâmbetul pe buze. Așa cum te-am obișnuit, fiecare zi are o glumă specială, iar pentru azi, 12 noiembrie, este:
„-Eu nu sunt ca alții, nu beau și nici nu fumez.
-Cum nu fumezi? Aseară te-am văzut cu o țigară în gură.
-Aseară eram beat”
Dacă ți-a plăcut gluma de astăzi, nu ezita să o distribui și prietenilor tăi! Fii tu amuzantul grupului, familiei și împarte zâmbete cu cine vrei.
Mai avem o mulțime de bancuri pe care poți să le citești! Glume cu Bulă, Bubulina, Ștrulă, Maria și Ion, Alinuța și atât de multe personaje dragi românilor, toate într-un singur loc.
(NU RATA: BANC | Bubulina ajunge acasă, scoate o sticlă de bere din frigider și îl servește pe Bulă)
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