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BANCUL ZILEI | „Domnule doctor, soția mea e bolnavă, are apendicită”
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Ziua nu are cum să treacă fără o porție copioasă de râs. Așa că am pregătit un banc foarte amuzant. Protagonistul de astăzi este un bărbat care sună panicat la doctor. Acesta îi spune că soția sa este bolnavă, iar deznodământul este hilar.
La o oră târzie în noapte sună un bărbat la medicul de familie.
– Domnule doctor, soția mea e bolnavă! Apendicita!
La care doctorul indignat:
– Da’ măi idiotule, tu nu știi că nu crește la loc, că i-am scos-o anul trecut?!
La care bărbatul:
– Da’ idiot ești tu, boule, că mi-am schimbat nevasta!
(CITEȘTE ȘI: BANCUL DE MIERCURI | „BULĂ CE MESERIE ARE TATĂL TĂU? E LA POLIȚIE”)
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