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Bancul zilei | Ce metodă a folosit un elev să treacă la ora de chimie după un test picat
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Începe-ți ziua cu o porție de amuzament! Terapia prin râs poate începe în fiecare zi cu un banc bun. Iată care este propunerea noastră pentru astăzi:
Ce metodă a folosit un elev să treacă la ora de chimie după un test picat:
-Bună seara, doamnă! Dacă vă aduc flori, mă treceți la chimie, vă rog?
– Dar de ce, Adrian? Nu trebuie, iei sigur 5. Ce ai scris la „Ce face apa la 90 de grade?”?
-Un unghi drept.
-… Trandafiri roșii.
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