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Fă-ți ziua mai bună cu o doză de amuzament! CANCAN.RO ți-a pregătit unul dintre cele mai amuzante bancuri pe care le vei auzi vreodată. Dacă ai avut o zi grea sau dacă te simți trist, sigur îți vei schimba starea.
Două pițipoance stau de vorbă:
– Vai, dragă, dar ce mult ai slăbit! Cum ai facut?
– Dragă, am ținut dieta chinezească.
– Cum e dieta asta chinezească? Ai mâncat numai orez?
– Nu, dragă. Am mâncat supă de pui cu bețișoare.
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