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BANCUL ZILEI | Cum este auzul influențat de umblatul după femei
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Pentru a zâmbi din tot sufletul, ai nevoie, uneori, de ceva care să îți readucă zâmbetul pe buze. Am pregătit pentru tine o întâmplare, care cu siguranță te va înveseli.
Un tip avea probleme cu auzul și de duce la doctor. Doctorul, în timp ce îl consultă:
– Fumezi?
– Ce spui?
– Am spus: Fumezi? Strigă doctorul.
– A, da! Fumez mult!
– De băut, bei?
– Cine?
– Bei mult? Repetă doctorul.
– Da, beau zilnic și orice.
– Umbli cu femei și pierzi nopțile?
– Este ora nouă.
– Nu, nu. Umbli noaptea la femei?
– A, da. Nu iert nimic, orice prind.
– Ei bine, trebuie să încetezi cu toate astea.
– Cum?
– Dacă vrei să auzi mai bine, trebuie să încetezi cu toate astea!, urlă doctorul.
– Aaaa, să renunț la băutură, femei și țigări ca să aud mai bine??
– Daa!
– Nu merci, nu merită!
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