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Bancul de weekend | O româncă nu voia să-și marite fata cu arabul Abdul
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Bancul de weekend! Fă-ți ziua mai bună cu o doză de amuzament! CANCAN.RO ți-a pregătit unul dintre cele mai amuzante bancuri pe care le vei auzi vreodată. Dacă ai avut o zi grea sau dacă te simți trist, sigur îți vei schimba starea.
O româncă nu voia să-și marite fata cu arabul Abdul. Încercând să-l facă să se răzgândească, îi spune:
– Dacă vrei să te însori cu fiica mea, adu-i un Mertzan.
– Abdul iubește, Abdul dorește, Abdul aduce Mertzan!
Aduce arabul Mertzanul. Mama, disperată, încearcă din nou :
– Fata mea nu se mărită cu tine decât dacă o să aibă vile la munte și la mare.
– Abdul iubește, Abdul dorește, Abdul cumpără vile!
Cumpără Abdul vile, mamei îi vine o ultimă idee :
– Fata mea nu poate să se mărite decât cu cineva care o are de 30 de centimetri!
– Abdul iubește, Abdul dorește, Abdul mai taie!
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