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BANC | Un tânăr se întoarce acasă foarte trist, după ce plecase să ceara mâna iubitei
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CANCAN.RO ți-a pregătit un alt banc amuzant care îți va face ziua de miercuri mult mai frumoasă. Dialogul este unul savuros și te va face să râzi copios.
Un tânăr se întoarce acasă foarte trist, după ce plecase să ceară mâna prietenei sale.
Văzându-l așa, tatăl său îl întreabă.
-Ce s-a întâmplat? Te-a refuzat?
-Da, mi-a tras și o palmă!
-Cum așa? Nu i-ai spus cum te-am învățat eu? „Draga mea, timpul se oprește în loc pentru mine când privesc în ochii tăi!”
-Vai!! Asta era?! Am greșit formula…I-am spus:
-„Ai o față de-mi stă ceasul!”
(CITEȘTE ȘI: BANCUL ZILEI | De ce pleacă mereu șeful mai devreme cu 2 ore de la muncă)
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