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BANC | ”Uite cum a ieșit operația. Te aștept în seara asta pe la mine”
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V-am pregătit un banc de nota 10. Nu trebuie, sub nicio formă, ratat. Îți garantăm o porție de râs copioasă, ca întotdeauna. Te vei înveseli instant și vei uita de toate grijile și problemele.
-Uite cum a ieșit operația, deci dacă vrei sa fii tu primul te aștept în seara asta pe la mine!
-Îți mulțumesc pentru ofertă, dar nu te supăra pe mine Gheorghe. Dacă nu te cunoșteam înainte de operație poate acceptam.
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