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BANC | „Salut, man! Poți să-mi dai o bucată de polimer termoplastic semicristalin?!” Ce voia, de fapt
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V-am pregătit un banc de nota 10. Nu trebuie, sub nicio formă, ratat. Vă garantăm o porție de râs copioasă, ca întotdeauna.
Iată propunerea noastră:
-Salut man, poţi să-mi dai o bucată de polimer termoplastic semicristalin cu nuanţă de lumină cu o lungime de undă între 520-570 de nenometri, obţinut prin procesul de polimerizare, având chipul istoricului Nicolae Iorga?
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-Un leu… Îmi dai?
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