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BANC | O femeie merge la medic să se plângă că nu-i ajung bărbații: ”Mi-am luat doi amanți, dar nu îmi ajung”
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Pentru a zâmbi din tot sufletul, ai nevoie, uneori, de ceva care să îți readucă zâmbetul pe buze. Ți-am pregătit un banc de nota 10!
O femeie merge la medic să se plângă că nu-i ajung bărbații.
-Domnule doctor, sunt foarte, foarte nervoasă!
-Mărită-te, cucoană!
-Sunt măritată, dar nu-mi ajunge.
-Luați-vă un amant…
-Mi-am luat doi, dar nu-mi ajung.
-Luați-vă pe al treilea.
-Am, dar tot nu sunt destui.
-Doamnă, dar dumneata ești bolnavă!
-Dați-mi în scris asta, domnule doctor, că toată lumea îmi spune că sunt cu*vă.
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