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BANC| O femeie își întreabă soțul ce ar vrea pentru micul dejun
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Bucură-ți ziua cu o porție de amuzament! Terapia prin râs poate începe în fiecare zi cu un banc bun. Iată care este propunerea noastră pentru astăzi:
O femeie îsi întreabă soțul ce ar vrea pentru micul dejun.
– Niște ochiuri cu suncă? Suc de grapefruit și o ceașcă de cafea?
El refuză:
– Nimic, cred ca de la Viagra mi-am pierdut pofta de mâncare.
La prânz, ea îl întreabă din nou:
– O ciorbică de burtă? Un grătar cu cartofi prajiți? Niste berici?
El refuză:
– Nimic, cred ca de la Viagra mi-am pierdut pofta de mâncare.
Seara la cină, ea vine din nou cu oferta:
– O slaninuță bună cu ceapa roșie? Un pic de telemea cu roșii? Niște vinuț?
El refuză:
– Nimic, cred ca de la Viagra mi-am pierdut pofta de mâncare.
Ea explodează:
– Atunci dă-te un pic jos de pe mine ca eu mor dracului de foame!
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