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BANC | ”Mărie, stinge lumina, trage perdelele și treci în pat iute!”
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Atenție, dragi cititori! Bancul zilei va stârni hohote de râs. Discuția haioasă între Maria și Ion a devenit virală.
”Vine Ion acasă de la oraș și zice către Maria hotărât:
-Mărie, stinge lumina, trage perdelele și treci în pat iute!
-Măi, Ioane, dar mai am de lucru.
-Dacă am zis, am zis!
Vede Maria că nu are încotro și se conformează. Se pune și Ion în pat, trage plapuma peste ei și zice:
-No, acum, Mărie, să-ți arăt ce ceas cu fosfor mi-am cumpărat!”, este bancul zilei.
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