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BANC | La o bere cu vecinul meu chinez: „Măi Lee, pe tine nu te enervează când lumea spune că voi, chinezii, semănați între voi?”
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Dragă cititorule, pentru astăzi, CANCAN.RO ți-a pregătit un banc cu care să te prăpădești de râs! Ia-ți doza de voie bună și citește cea mai tare glumă.
Este miercuri și doar câteva zile ne despart de weekend. Ca să-ți treacă timpul mai ușor, vezi ce glumă te așteaptă de data asta. „Povestea” este total neașteptată. (VEZI ȘI: BANC | Un băiețel la școală: ”Sora mea Alinuța este la facultate, sora mea este la facultate”)
Redăm „situația” amuzantă:
„La o bere cu vecinul meu chinez:
-Măi Lee, pe tine nu te enervează când lumea spune că voi chinezii semănați între voi?
-Lee plecat să ia bere … eu soția sunt!!!”
(NU RATA: BANCUL ZILEI | Un bețiv își sună soția: „Iubito, vino repede!”)
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