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BANC | Ion și Maria beau șampanie franțuzească
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Ziua bună se cunoaște de dimineață și trebuie începută cu zâmbetul pe buze. Așa că am pregătit un banc care cu siguranță te va amuza copios. Protagoniștii de astăzi sunt Ion și Maria. Cei doi ies la o întâlnire, iar deznodământul este hilar.
Ion o invită pe Maria la bufet.
– Mărie, ce băutură ți-ar pofti inimioara?
– Șampanie franțuzească!
– la te uită! Ce, o votcă sau o bere, nu-i bună? La tac-tu acasă numai șampanie ai băut?
– Nu Ioane, că tata nu voia să mă bage în pat, așa cum vrei tu.
(CITEȘTE ȘI: BANCUL ZILEI | „MĂ ÎNDREPT SPRE MAGAZIN, VREI CEVA?”)
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