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BANC | După 5 ore de urmărire cu mașina, un polițist reușește să-l oprească pe Ion
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Nu ar trebui să treacă nici măcar o zi fără să zâmbești și fără să citești bancul zilei. CANCAN.RO îți dă un motiv în plus, ca ziua ta să fie cât mai bună. Iată ce ți-am pregătit.
După 5 ore de urmărire cu mașina, un polițist reușește să-l oprească pe Ion:
-Stimate domn, aș vrea să vă felicit, deoarece nu ați comis nicio greșeală de circulație și să vă premiez cu 5 milioane de lei.
-Vă mulțumesc! Măcar acum pot să îmi fac și eu permisul.
Maria:
-Domnule polițist, nu-l luați în seamă că așa vorbește el când e beat.
Soacră-sa:
-Mă, Ioane, ți-am zis eu să nu luăm mașina asta furată!
O voce din portbagaj:
-Ioane, mai e mult până trecem granița?
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