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Dragă cititorule, pentru astăzi, CANCAN.RO ți-a pregătit un banc de nota 10. Gluma de astăzi, cu siguranță, te va face să uiți de probleme și să râzi cu lacrimi.
-Domnule psihiatru, am impresia că noaptea doarme cineva sub patul meu.
Vezi și: BANCUL ZILEI | „MI-AU VENIT FACTURILE LA CURENT ȘI GAZE”
-Este grav. Ai paranoia, vei face tratament trei ani, 100 de lei ședința săptămânală…
Se revăd după câțiva ani.
-N-ai mai venit la tratament!
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