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BANC | „Crezi că poți să vii sâmbătă la muncă? Știu că e weekend, dar am nevoie de tine”
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Îți aducem zâmbetul pe buze, în această seară, cu un banc savuros! Discuția dintre un angajat și șeful lui a făcut înconjurul internetului.
Șeful meu mi-a zis:
-Crezi că poți să vii sâmbătă la muncă, știu că e weekend și poate ai planuri, dar am nevoie de tine.
-Sigur, nicio problemă, am zis, dar e posibil să întârzii, sâmbătă după cum știi este trafic infernal.
-Ok, când crezi că o să ajungi?
-Luni!
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