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BANC | Viagra pentru femei
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Doamnelor și domnilor, CANCAN.RO v-a pregătit și astăzi un banc care vă va aduce zâmbetul pe buze. GARANTAT!
”-Alo, biroul de informații?
-Da!
-Spuneți-mi, vă rog, unde pot găsi viagra pentru femei?
-În orice magazin de bijuterii!”, este bancul zilei.
BANC: Mama își duce fata la ginecolog
Mama își duce fiica la ginecolog:
-Domnule doctor, vreau să văd dacă fiica mea are floarea ruptă.
După control:
-Doamnă, fiica dumneavoastră nu are numai floarea ruptă. Are și ghiveciul spart”
BANC: Sultanul și eunucul
”Sultanul:
-Eunuc, adu-mi nevasta nr.2.
Fuge ăsta repede și o aduce.
-Eunuc! Nevasta 80!
Ăsta aleargă iar și o aduce și pe aceasta. Și tot așa… La un moment dat, eunucul nu mai răspunde. Iese sultanul furios și-l găsește mort.
MORALA: Nu sexul te omoară, ci alergatul după femei”
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