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Bancul sfârșitului de weekend | ”Domnule Tănase, aseară am ieșit cu fiica dumneavoastră”
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Duminica este momentul perfect pentru a petrece timpul alături de familie și de cei dragi, dar, este esențial să fii cu zâmbetul pe buze. Din acest motiv, CANCAN.RO ți-a pregătit un banc amuzant, care să marcheze așa cum se cuvine sfârșitul de weekend.
VEZI ȘI: BANC | Cea mai frumoasă declarație de dragoste din toate timpurile
Bancul sfârșitului de weekend
„-Bună dimineața, domnule Tănase. Aseară am ieșit cu fata dumneavoastră și vreau să îmi cer scuze că nu a ajuns acasă la ora 22:30. Am întârziat pentru că am avut pană la mașină și mi-a luat ceva timp până am schimbat roata.
-Bună, tu ești pârlitul ăla cu Renault Megane, căruia i-am zis să nu o mai caute pe Anca sau ăla cu Opel Astra ruginit?
-Nu, domnule, eu am Audi Q8.
-Nu-mi mai zice ‘domnule’, zi-mi ‘tată socru’”
NU RATA: BANC | „Mamă, în seara asta o să dorm la Alex”
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