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Bancuri
BANCUL ZILEI | Soțul către soție: Să nu mă înșeli
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Weekendul este mai frumos atunci când îl petreci alături de cei dragi și, mai ales când te distrezi copios. Din acest motiv, CANCAN.RO ți-a pregătit un banc amuzant ce te va face să râzi cu lacrimi.
VEZI ȘI: BANCUL ZILEI | De ce are Bulă doar 4 copii
„Un bărbat își însoțea nevasta care pleca la mare cu niște colege de serviciu:
-Să nu mă înșeli!
-Nu te aud!
Trenul pleacă, bărbatul se ține după tren și zice:
-Să nu mă înșeli!
-Nu te aud!
Trenul prinde viteză, bărbatul tot mai aleargă, dar se împiedică de un macaz și cade. Nervos, țipă:
-Du-te și fă ce vrei!
-Am auzit, am auzit!”
NU RATA: BANC | Tăticul își duce copilul la grădiniță
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