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BANCUL ZILEI | „Ați călcat strâmb săptămâna aceasta, doamnă?”
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Bancul zilei de luni
Dragi cititori, CANCAN.RO vă pune la dispoziție unul dintre cele mai bune bancuri, pentru a începe această săptămână într-o notă pozitivă și cu zâmbetul pe buze. Citiți-l până la capăt și veți râde cu lacrimi!
-Ați călcat strâmb săptămâna aceasta, doamnă?
-Da, părinte.
-Faceți 30 de mătănii și poate vă iartă Dumnezeu.
-Părinte, pot să fac 60?
-De ce?
-În contul săptămânii viitoare…
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