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BANCUL ZILEI | În gara de la Cluj: „Un bilet, vă rog, doamnă!”
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În gara de la Cluj: Un bilet, vă rog, doamnă!
-Unde?
-Aici, la mine, în palmă!
-Bine, bine, dar unde doriți să călătoriți?
-Mă duc la fata me!
-Aha, și unde locuiește ea?
-Lângă Real, a doua casă!
-Hai, bade, dar unde mergi?
-La nunta ei!
-Na, și unde o să fie nenorocita asta de nuntă?
-… dacă îi vremea faină, în cort, dacă nu, atunci în casă!
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